I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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