Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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