glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she woke up with a sticky ear
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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