I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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