I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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