halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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