You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Panties = found
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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