I think im going to throw up on grandma
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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