I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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