Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize