Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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