OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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