She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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