It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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