at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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