Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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