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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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