I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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