Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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