If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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