so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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