I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I need to calm my uterus...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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