he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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