well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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