That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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