She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
wow bdsm is so cute
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