Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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