I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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