Is it normal to miss your booty call?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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