And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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