I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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