What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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