it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize