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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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