I wanna passion pit in your ass
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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