Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Floor bacon is actually really good
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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