Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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