: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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