Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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