I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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