I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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