Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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