she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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