I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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