please come you make the beer taste better
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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