This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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