I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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