is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
