id be glad to
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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