I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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You pole danced in your parka.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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