we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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