Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Randomize
