i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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