It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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