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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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• (207): View more from Maine

  in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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• (631): View more from New York

  I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  only you would photoshop your dick

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.

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• (650): View more from California

  Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.

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