This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal