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• (650): View more from California

  So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

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  No its what 21 year olds are made for

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  How did you manage that?

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  lol... jersey girls rock

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today

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• (253): View more from Washington

  A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.

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• (209): View more from California

  My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?

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