So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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