I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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